Does Size Matter?- Part Two

Staff writer Rigby Rat continues to discuss the subject of how much size really factors in sexual relationships.


Your penis size makes no difference if she doesn’t sexually desire you.  And too often a woman dates a man not because she sexually desires him, but because he fills a void.  I know what you’re thinking, “But the sex was hot in the beginning.”  I’m sure it was.

Look, everyone knows – when the dating begins – that the sex is radioactive.  Right?  (At least that’s what he thinks.)  But is the sex real?  Too often it isn’t because women fake orgasm.  They fake orgasm because women know they can’t snag a guy unless the bedroom show is like a Cirque du Soliel extravaganza.  And that is why the sex is hot in the beginning.  Now you’re thinking, “Then how do I know if she truly desires me?”  Good question.


A. She initiates sex as much as I do.
B. She initiates sex more than I do.
C. She initiates sex outside the bedroom.
D. She initiates sex during the day.
E.  It’s way past the dating stage and she still initiates sex.
F.  We’ve been married for ________ years and she still initiates sex.
G.  All of the above.

You say: “Okay, she doesn’t truly desire me, but I don’t want to give up on her.  So, what exactly goes into an orgasm?”

The answer to that question is letter D: I’ll ask her and get back to you. (See DOES SIZE MATTER, Part One, 10/23/12.)

Yep, you need to get inside her head before you get inside her body.  And remember, she is not your ex.  She is somebody new and different.  Which means, what worked for Ginger doesn’t mean it’s going to work for Abbey.  Hence, you gotta ask Abbey.

Also, it’s not just what goes into a woman’s orgasm, it’s what DOESN’T go into a woman’s orgasm that matters as well.  What doesn’t go into a woman’s orgasm?  Again, each woman is different.  So, ask her. To help you until then, here are just a few things that don’t go into a woman’s orgasm.  Meaning, do the following and rest assured she’ll just lie there like a blow up doll:

1.  Lie to her.
2.  Text/call your ex-girlfriend.
3.  Talk about your ex-girlfriend.
4.  Act insecure.
5.  Act and talk like a dimwit, prick, etc.
6.  Be verbally and physically abusive to her.
7.  Treat her like she’s your mother.
8.  Emotionally blackmail her to get your way.
9.  Set your emotional baggage at her feet.
10. Watch porn.
11. Hang out with your guy friends instead of her.
12. Spend your money on drugs and alcohol.

No doubt, many women could add to this list – a few guys, too.  And you should.

Bottom line, penis size is the least of your worries when it comes to pleasing a woman.  Women need to be pleased in other ways.  First and foremost, they need to feel your love.  Love is what you inwardly are, and what you outwardly do.  Love can be real, love can be an illusion.  Many times after dinner and a movie and a roll between the sheets, it’s an illusion.  Yet, you both mistakenly call it love.  Oh, well, live and learn.  And the other lesson for today is: penis size only counts in porno movies because porn peddlers need to lure the curious, the insecure, and the fops to sell their movies to.

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  1. Bad news: Whoever coined the reassuring catchphrase “size doesn’t matter” may have lied.

    According to a new study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, one-third of women who frequently have vaginal orgasms claim they’re more likely to climax when having sex with men with larger penises.

    Researchers asked more than 300 women how often they had sex, how frequently they had vaginal and/or clitoral orgasms, and whether or not penis length influenced their ability to orgasm during intercourse. Out of the 160 women who often experienced vaginal-only orgasms and had enough partners to compare sizes, one third said they preferred longer-than-average penises.

    What exactly does “average” count for these days? According to a study, you can compare your penis to the length of a 20-pound banknote or U.S. dollar bill—so 5.8 inches and 6.1 inches, respectively. (Quick, go find some cash and compare!)

    But before you start freaking out that you don’t measure up, keep this in mind: 60 percent of the women in the survey did report that size made no difference. What’s more, when surveyed 3,289 women on how happy they are with their sex lives, only 7 percent of sexually satisfied women said that penis size was critical to their pleasure.

    So sure, size may matter to some women—for some types of orgasms. But the good news is you can outsmart your size even if you—err—come up short. Your secret weapons? Passion, foreplay, and variety. Here’s how to make them work for you.

    1. Give Her a Rubdown
    It isn’t your penis that keeps women coming back for more—it’s your passion. But that doesn’t always mean ripping her clothes off as soon as you close the bedroom door. Women want to feel appreciated, and sometimes nonsexual touching is more of a turn-on than going straight for her butt or breasts.

    Try this: Before you begin rounding the basis, start small. Run your fingers through her hair, caress her jaw line, and return to massaging her scalp. Continue to work your fingers down her neck and on to her shoulders, stopping the massage every so often to briefly kiss her on the back of her head or on her ear. If this type of affection feels a little foreign, the new sensations will definitely wake up her senses (Rubdowns aren’t just great for the bedroom—see how you can Fix Anything with Massage.)

    2. Ice, Ice Baby!
    If foreplay to you means a couple minutes of hands-on-breasts action, it’s time for a serious upgrade.You need to show her you’re not in a hurry.

    Try this: Remove her bra so you can kiss, nibble, and lick all over her breasts. Take her nipple in your mouth and roll your tongue around its perimeter. Then pop an ice cube in your mouth and repeat the process. Once her nipple’s erect from temperature spike, remove the cube and continue until your mouth and tongue is warm again. Using ice can be highly erotic, especially when you’re alternating between a warm mouth and a cold tongue.

    3. Enhance Your Erection
    Once she’s ready to go, choose a flattering position. Avoid missionary,you’re not able to penetrate as deep and the angle doesn’t really accentuate your size.Instead, try these two positions –

    The Flatiron

    How it works: Have her lie face down on the bed with her knees slightly bent and hips slightly raised. For comfort, and to increase the angle of her hips, place a pillow under her lower abs. From here, enter her from behind and keep your weight off of her by propping yourself up with your arms. This position creates a snug fit, and it’ll intensify her pleasure by making you feel larger to her.

    The Cowgirl

    The Cowgirl
    How it works: Lie on your back and have her climb on top to straddle you. For comfort, and to help her support her balance while on top, extend your hands toward her. This position allows for a variety of interesting sights and sensations, and offers her the psychological advantage of taking charge of pace and depth of penetration. And if you’re not equipped with porn star-sized assets: Alternate between shallow and deep thrusts. “Shallow will stimulate the front third of the vagina, which is the most sensitive.

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