Shuistrology for May

Want to know what May has in store for you? Read this post by shuistrologist Ellen Whitehurst to see the goodies May has for you!

ARIES SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
Oh Aries, I am so not kidding you right now – ALL of my research shows that after a somewhat rocky start, well, there will be one whole week during this merry month of May that might just be one of the BEST ones that you experience all of this whole year!  But back to being on the rocks earlier on –  you just might find that vodka will be better served that way during the front days of May as keeping your mouth occupied that way will be far better than engaging in some less than stellar or productive conversations and communications.  Some sticky talks could actually end up that same way in your craw if you’re not care-full.  You will need to truly (TRULY!!!  C’mon, you know I’ve got your back here!) watch what you say and choose your words uber carefully at the top of this month if you want to mine all the creamy goodness that some wowza days in the middle have in store.  Vow to make yourself as clear as can be (stay tuned for a crystal cure to help you do just that – coming right up!) and commit to trying to really hear what the other person(s) has to say and to share.  Not to keep beating this dead horse (go ahead and call PETA if you must) but because these problems with misunderstandings, miscommunications and/or poor efforts at communications could potentially be so problematic I just want to be sure that you are fully aware.  Simply be honest and direct in all your dealings but most especially on a couple of critical communications related days both front and back and then you’ll be able to find the excitement, the enthusiasm and the optimism your personal super and stellar days will bring.  Less talk.  More action.  ALL good!  Except, as mentioned on some of the following days.  Get out the calendar and the crayons, you’ll definitely want to circle these!

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TAURUS SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
I know that you’ve been frustrated lately possibly feeling that you never have enough resources to really get out and do all the things that you truly want to do.  It’s also worrying and wearying to have to always be out and chasing down money owed to you simply so you can go on and live your own life free from the anxiety and the angst of always wondering where the next windfall might be coming from.  So, it’s my GREAT pleasure to share with you that your financial picture is about to go all high resolution as it starts to slowly change and grow.  Yes, yes, you’ll still be challenged, early on at least, to find ways to do more on lots less but you’re so used to cutting back and holding those purse strings tight that taking what you have and finding fulfillment and fun with it shouldn’t pose too much of an obstacle.  And, then, there’s one certain and spectacular day this month where good news will come out of the blue and it will put you back in the black.  That’s right!  You heard me – you’re going to be getting some sort of very good (VERY GOOD!) news that will allow you to break free from so many of the recent restrictions being placed upon you and, then, you’re going to find yourself in a much (MUCH!) better position to find fulfillment, fun AND rewards as well!  Don’t believe me, just read on!

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GEMINI SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
You really will have some potent and powerful energies this month that, if taken total advantage of, will as well, allow you to not only impact and impress influential people but will also open up pathways for you to express your creative talents and energies to their fullest.  Once you are able to showcase your unique and natural gifts in some truly targeted way, you will then begin to see the unfolding of the life that you KNOW you deserve.  Let the good times roll Gemini, because you really rock!  Now even though your life seems to be settling into a somewhat more comfortable place that doesn’t mean that there won’t be some conflicting messages making their way to you in May though.  Most of the more complex messages come courtesy people in your life who are really only serving as mirrors – reflecting what you are so inherently good at but also showing you where and what you can really stand to improve.  Look, the truth hurts but once you see the better days that lay in wait, the balm of this fab future will help you move quickly past this particular pain.  And, then, there is that surprise message coming straight out of the blue that could also take you straight out of town too!  Good news is coming to you on a couple of really special days in May and I can even tell you when to waiting for same!  Believe me, this is some spectacular information you’ll really want to hear!  Listen up then, and, of course – read on!

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CANCER SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
Could it be Christmas comes early for Cancer this year?  Uh huh!  That means this truly be will a VERY merry month of May for you and the decos you might hang on the proverbial tree won’t be the only thing shining either!  You are luminescent and your future finally looks big and bright enough to match your glow!  You are feeling more buoyed and optimistic than you have in months, well, that is, if you leave the party poopers behind and stay clear of all the negative Nellies and naysayers too.  In fact, avoid those people like the plague and let them take their pessimism and gloom to someone else’s party.  You won’t lack for party goers since for sure I know that you have Lady Luck coming to yours!  That’s right, besides all your new found optimism and hope, you also have some incredibly lucky and fortunate opportunities heading your way as well.  These opportunities will prompt you to take a risk that will really pay off.  Especially on a couple of spectacular and risk-rewarding day!  You are definitely on a roll right now so sit back and relax while May rocks your world.  Now, all that said, there is one concern I have and it has to do with you being more of a team player on the work front.  Look, we both know that you like to work alone and occasionally even go rogue.  But this is NOT that month.  And even if all your usual resources seem to have gone into hiding, dig deep and come up with other solutions instead of creating an atmosphere of mistrust with the people who can actually advance your intentions the most.  You’ll need to really watch what you say on what particular day when patience will work in your favor and persistence will really pay off.  Get out your calendar and your red pen so you’ll know precisely when to expect Santa and when others might try to rein deer on your parade!  Okay, let’s get you all squared away for May!  Read on!

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LEO SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
The minute I began researching your energies for this merry month of May the very first thing that I saw was that you are going to have some incredibly lucky opportunities during a fabulously fortunate few days Leo and that’s something to really roar about!  In fact, besides a bushel full of fortune and luck you are also going to be the belle of the ball as well!  Your theme this month is generosity – both from you to others and vice versa!  You will be given tons of opportunities to be generous with your time, your energy, your money and, yes, even your love!  And all that karma will come back to kick your own personal happiness into high gear!  Your whole life literally opens up this month Leo and you are allowed to experience some truly pleasurable circumstances and situations.  This is THE month for you to actively invest in building your best life blueprint AND a better future as well but, first, you must take the time to restore both your body and your soul.  Enthusiasm abounds if you do and contentment and comfort will be yours for the asking.  Especially if you ask for them a pair of particularly pleasurable days that will take something you have been working so hard on and turn it into a smash success!  Get ready to roar some more Leo when an energetic eclipse activates your hopes, your wishes and your dreams on what could quite possibly turn out to be one of your best days of this entire year for you!  Just remember that to give, to love, to care – these are the works of the holy and the chosen.  This month the Universe wants you to know that you will be among that special lot!  Want to know when?  Read on!

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VIRGO SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
It’s still all about that balancing act for you Virgo – juggling all those plates in the air every single solitary day can start to wear on you if it hasn’t already.  This month you simply must make more time for you and for your loved ones too.  I know that lately it’s seemed near impossible to bring that blessed balance to both your career and your home life, but this month of May will offer you some spectacular energies and opportunities to do exactly that.  But therein lay the rub, because May can offer up a buffet of beautiful invites to bring balance back into your own life, but, you will actually have to act on them in order to see the rewarding results you so sorely want.  In other words, nothing’s going to get any easier until you tackle the trouble at hand.  In all likelihood you are looking at affecting some sort of lifestyle change – one that will make you much, much, MUCH happier in the long run.  For the early going you might just have to faith it, ‘till you make it, but this much I can promise you – make it you will!  Okay, all that said, this is a pleasant month overall, filled with fun and pleasurable surprises.  Again, you will just have to be watchful of your stamina as this is your personal ‘wobble’ time of the year when you might not feel quite right or even up to par.  Your endurance and your enthusiasm will both get a welcome jolt on a couple of spectacular and super stellar days that allow you to see that you actually are getting exactly what you need to soar to the stars while keeping your practical and pragmatic feet firmly on the ground.  All in all, if you keep your eyes on y our prize and make some overdue adjustments to bring balance back to the fold, you will find that May offers you some enhanced communications and energetic connections that just might bring good news, lucky breaks, encouraging support from others and, FINALLY, a more realistic map to get you to your desired destination in less time than you thought!  Of course and as always, you will need to know which days offer all that enthusiastic encouragement and which ones will see you purging some projects to make room for real life, so, get out that calendar and that pen and, then, read on!

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LIBRA SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
Hey King/Queen Midas – not only will everything you touch this month turn to gold but with an unexpected windfall coming your way in May, you should be banking some of that same shiny stuff by the time the month ends too.  Other than some relationship concerns early on, this is such a happy month for you that I am smiling just writing this. In fact, happiness is hovering all around you and being the ‘bygones’ sort of person you are, you are more than happy to spread the wealth.  Oh – wait – did I say ‘wealth?’  I can’t stress enough how much money will play into your permanent grin, but, well, all the love, attention and affection coming your way won’t hurt either!  In fact, there is one day this month when you may find that the love you have been looking for has actually been standing right in front of your eyes this entire time.  Of course before beginning on another chapter you will need to close the book (or at least find a resolution) on emotional matters that are currently confronting you.  This relationship conundrum is nothing new and, in fact, should be getting really old by now so I do so hope that you can find a way to listen to your gut hunches, follow your intuition and take some appropriate action steps to evaluate the role this relationship really plays in your life.  And you should do this sincerely so that you can feel more energized and full of life as you move through a month of laughter and light.  Speaking of light, there is another super nova day in May when the Moon allows you to take advantage of these happy times by offering you opportunities to mine new ideas, mix it up with new people and take total advantage of brand spanking new opportunities.  Fun, fantasy and money in May, doesn’t get much better than that!  Now, how about those special days with all those spectacular energies!  You’ll want to be prepared for the plethora of pleasure, so, get out your calendar and your pen, and, then, read on!

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SCORPIO SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
You can count on all your family and friends to be super supportive this month especially where putting a plug in your financial leaks are concerned.  In fact, May is a month dedicated and devoted to both love and money for you so do be sure to keep your friends close and your credit cards closer.  However, if you do take the time to finally focus on where all the money is going and why or WHO is the cause you might also find a new path to prosperity that will truly take the pressure off!  Commit to consolidating and conserving right now because your career is about to offer mojo, momentum AND money again – but first you need to be on firmer financial footing before you can take full fiscal advantage.  Don’t be afraid to ask for advice from others who can help you increase your income and stop your overspending either.  You’ll be amazed at all the potential partners waiting in the wings who want nothing more than to make your life the best place you/it could ever be.  It’s good to be so loved and so appreciated.  Their support and assistance will be invaluable in May and that’s worth its weight in gold all by itself.  Speaking of gold, you have some super shining energies on the love front mid month.  Want to know when and why?  Read on.

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SAGITTARIUS SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
You keep growing and growing and, well, growing, but, sometimes everyone else around you stands still and sometimes that can prompt and provoke yet (another?) sassy showdown.  Still this/these relationships are very important to you (and promise to be around for another long while) so what to do, what to do?  Oh, right, that’s my job.  Well, here’s what you can do –  you can come to understand your foundations and the roots of these relationships better and, then, hopefully face a huge realization that will put you on the path to personal freedom and much more happiness.  Can all of that happen on one special day in May?  Uh huh.  And it will too.  In fact, there will be certain and specific energies unfolding this month that will offer you perfect and ideal opportunities to step away from the recent social schema so that you can fully focus on these other relationship issues and agendas.  Things look much brighter and more beautiful on the work front as well as some promising planetary transits connect you with inspiration, ideas, optimism, enthusiasm and HOPE!  And, then, there’s one super and stellar day in May when you will hear some super and stellar good news – and this news could have an opportunity attached that will turn your world on its ear.  Are you listening?  Want to know when to expect the unexpected, because your glorious good is about to come to pass.  Get out your calendar and grab that pen, you’ll need to circle this day in red!  What day you ask?  Read on!

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CAPRICORN SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
Can you possibly work any harder Capricorn?  When, oh when, will there ever be time for you – your pleasures and, gulp, your personal life too?  The answer to that question is NOW!  This month of May aims to bring fun back to the fore and also allows you a break and a breather from your ridiculous work schedule and all that job related stress that comes along with it!  The flip side here though is that if you don’t intentionally and actively take time for yourself you might just end up feeling drained and depressed or even going to see a doctor about all those niggling aches and pains that just won’t go away.  I promise you that the work will all be there when you’re ready to return to it.  And the money will be even better than before, so, stop worrying over that invisible agenda.  No, no, this month will unfold one of those wonderfully rare times in life when what’s happening on the inside will align perfectly with changes happening on the outside and you will experience some deeply personal and positive revelations and insights.  You simply must allow cosmically orchestrated events pull you away from the job front so you can involve yourself once again in the big, wide world.  That effort –rejoining the human race – will not only nurture and nourish you – it will reward you in a BIG way as well.  One of those rewards just might come in the form of a special someone who enters your life and your affections on a special and spectacular day – a day that you will remember for a long, long, looooong time to come.  But you have to be in it to win it Capricorn.  Want to know what day will put you in the proverbial Winner’s Circle and surround you with all kinds of love?  Open your heart, open up your calendar and, then, read on!

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AQUARIUS SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
OMG Aquarius, you couldn’t be any more attractive this month if you were a flame and all the rest of the entire world were made up only of moths.  You literally pull the right people, places and things into your environs and all this positive energy brings perfect and exceptional opportunities as well as a new relationship that also promises potential, possibilities, fortune, fame and luck!  I’m pretty positive this new person is professionally related but, even if it is a new love, stick to this person like pollen to my furniture and don’t let go!  This new boo is your lucky charm so don’t be afraid to let them lead the way.  This is just perfect timing for you too (of course!) since May is the month when you will need to take a good long look at life goals and dreams that are desperate for an update.  You now need a new BIGGER AND BROADER vision of possibilities to now guide the whole rest of your life!  Look, what you’ve got now looks one way and even though you think that stepping into something bigger is going to sap and drain your energy and your strength, it also could bring you ALL you’ve been asking for during the last topsy turvy seven years.  The tides started to change for you a few short years ago but now you have to get on board with a broader vision if you want to manifest all you can now begin to magnetize.  OR – OR – OR you can stay small and stay safe and stay away from igniting your ambitious intentions while spending your time doing what you normally do.  Listen Aquarius, you have a big opportunity to use this month’s energies to expand EVERYTHING around you.  Take it.  Okay, enough about that and now on to this – – one special day with one special person rocks your whole big wide world as well.  And that person isn’t even the one I was referring to earlier on.  So, clearly, lots of relevant and really lucky relationships being offered you.  Oh, and one last, stop avoiding paying attention to your health.  If you want to hear only good news get moving and get proactive in May.  You’ll be happy (and healthy!) if you do.  Okay, now, what should I highlight first?  The days that your living lucky charm takes you under wing (remember – moth!!) or the ones where you meet someone who wants to fly away with you?  Let’s start with your plans and projects taking on a shiny new patina and someone in shining armor to put them all on the right path.  Get out your calendar, your pen and read on!

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PISCES SHUISTROLOGY FOR MAY 2012

Your Stars:
Oh dear Pisces if only you could be in two places at the same time then you wouldn’t have to feel so pushed and pulled between the personal and the professional all the freakin’ time.  Your mission this month of May, should you choose to accept it, is to ferret and find the balance that’s missing in your life at the current moment.  Since you can’t move your friends and/or family into the office and you can’t move the office into your bedroom, well, you’ll just have to try and figure this all out.  Now, all that said, finding that elusive balance may be a bit more difficult than usual since you are hearing the siren call that is drawing you to distant places and more satisfying and stimulating work.  You just know there’s something beyond the grind of the everyday and you feel like it’s waiting for you somewhere far away.  You are truly creative and inspired this month as expansive and brilliant ideas are taking root in your psyche and your soul as well.  Go ahead and get trippy as long as you’re not doing it to escape the current family/friends/work pressures or to try and hide from the sometimes complicated and complex demands on your time.  You can count on the planets and the astro energies to support your efforts as well as your more solid plans.  And, then, there’s that one specific day that could jolt you with electric energies of a brilliant breakthrough that will forever alter the way you look at your world.  All of a sudden, it’s as if you can see far into a forever future and you are having the hardest time keeping your concentration on the now.  But being in the NOW is a must in May since it will be the proactive steps that you put into place now that will allow that other incredible future to unfold.  And that’s the trip you should be planning for the end of May – the one that leads you straight into your dreams!  Now, how about taking a look at a few days that will start to allow you to make those dreams come true?  Read on!

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Basic Etiquette

This week’s post by staff writer Stephanie Becerra is brought to you by a few creepy/stalkerish incidents her best friend has recently undergone. Just in case anyone does not know this by now; here are a few etiquette details we hope might help someone out one day. Spread the word please and thank you:

 

1. Do NOT tell someone you’ve very recently met, that you’ve been “watching” them. Sounds funny, can also be creepy as hell when it’s true.
2. Do NOT keep talking to a stranger if they give you any kind of social cue to stop talking; not responding, turning away, walking away, saying stop, batting an eyelash in Morse code, ANYTHING.
3. Freaking NO means freaking NO.
4. If you and your friends outnumber a stranger and it’s past 8 PM, do NOT encircle that person because it can be intimidating.
5. Hollering from the passenger side of your best friend’s ride is only acceptable when you know the person you’re screaming at.
6. Do NOT follow a person you do not know. It is illegal and scary.

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He Wants Me To Shave My Pubic Hair Off…Should I?

Women at one time or another have all seen articles in magazines on the subject of “bare or there” for pubic hair. This week’s post by staff writer Rigby Rat covers this question giving reasons for keeping it natural down there. 

Abso-freaking-lutely not.  When it comes to your body, no one tells you what to do – or what not to do – with it.  Now, let’s talk pubic hair.  It arises during puberty.  It’s there for a reason.

So, who brainwashed women into shaving off their luscious, scent-catching mounds? You can thank the men who run the porno industry for making women denude themselves to look like a pedophile’s wet dream.  The salon industry saw dollar signs, and the rest is history: stubble, itching, and infections.

Your pubic hair protects and keeps your genital area free from foreign debris and germs (especially during sex and pregnancy).  It is also there to hold your body’s musk.  If your guy wants you shaved, you gotta stop and wonder why he isn’t turned on by the natural scent that clings to your pubic hair before, during, and after sex.

In addition, he’s asking you to look like an eight-year-old with tits as he bangs away at you.  Has porno so damaged men’s minds that some have lost the ability to get turned on by a woman looking and smelling like a woman?

Pubic hair is a sexy necessity. It belongs on your body.  So, if he asks you to shave it all off and you prefer to stay natural, say “No, I enjoy looking like a woman.”  Then feign headache, send him home, and set your sights on a real man who goes crazy over your scent when he’s down there, or has his fingers inside you.

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